$KERMIT
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$KERMIT
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IT AIN'T EASY BEING GREEN.
IT IS EASY BEING EARLY.
> awaiting launch…
He sang about rainbows. He hosted the show. He put up with the pig. Now the most famous frog on earth has a pond on-chain — and the rent gets paid to the frogs who stay in it.
$KERMIT isn't pretending to be a protocol. It's a joke with a working economy: 1 billion frogs, liquidity burned at launch, and a slice of every trade routed back to holders.
THE FROG PAYS RENT. A SHARE OF THE CREATOR'S CUT FROM EVERY TRADE IS ROUTED BACK TO HOLDERS — ENFORCED ON-CHAIN.
Buy $KERMIT. Every trade pays a fee — part of it belongs to the frogs.
Hold. Rewards weight by time held — snapshot-jumping earns nothing.
Ribbits stack daily and never expire. Claim any time, straight to your wallet.
Connect to see what the pond owes you. Rewards accrue daily and never expire.
HOLD LONGER, EVOLVE FURTHER. RANK IS WRITTEN BY TIME — NOT WALLET SIZE.
You found the pond.
Legs incoming. Ribbits stack.
Survived a dip. Probably three.
Diamond webbed hands.
ARCADE — FLY CATCHEREAT THE FLIES. DODGE THE WASPS. THE GOLDEN ONE IS WORTH FIVE.
FLY — +10 GOLD FLY — +50 COIN — +5, BANKED
SHIELD — WASP-PROOF 6s
WASP — -1 LIFEHigh score and your coin stash are saved on your device — an arcade collection, no wallet, no gas. Don't let the pond swallow you: the pads sink, so keep jumping.
THE CHART, STRAIGHT FROM THE MARKET. NO MIDDLEMAN, NO DASHBOARD LOGIN.
The chart appears here once the pond has its first trades.
The trade fee is charged by the launchpad's pool hook and is frozen for this token at launch — it can never be raised by anyone, including the creator.
MetaMask, Rabby, any EVM wallet. Add Robinhood Chain (ID 4663).
Bridge or send ETH on Robinhood Chain. Gas is a rounding error.
Swap ETH for $KERMIT on any DEX listing the pair. Confirm, and you're in the pond.
Rewards weight by time held. Doing nothing is, for once, the strategy.
Fair launch. Liquidity burned in the launch transaction. Ribbit Rewards live from trade one.
Community takes the mic. Memes, raids, and the first rent paid out.
Holder tiers on site. Screener listings, terminal coverage, real charts.
Graduation. Deeper liquidity, lower fees as the cap grows.
No. $KERMIT is an unaffiliated community meme token. No endorsement, no affiliation, and no claim of ownership over anyone's characters.
The creator routes a share of their fee stream on-chain to the rewards vault. Allocations accrue daily, weighted by time held and by trading. You claim from your profile — cumulative, so one claim collects everything and nothing expires.
No. Both LP positions are burned to a dead address inside the launch transaction, before the first trade exists. It's verifiable on-chain.
No. The fee schedule is snapshotted into the pool at launch by an ownerless, immutable hook, and is capped at 1% in code.
No presale, no team bag, no vesting. Fair launch on a bonding curve — everyone buys from the same curve starting at block one.
